An atheist opens the New Testament and finds contradictions galore.
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WRITTEN, EDITED & POORLY ANIMATED by 43alley
AUDIO: The classic Scourbey audio recording of the Bible (a minimal excerpt from a 70+ hour recording) – all utilized for educational, critical, parody and non-commercial use under the Fair Use Doctrine, Campbell v. Acuff-Rose Music, 510 U.S. 569 (1994), etc. This narration is available for download on various websites as well all across YouTube.
MUSIC: Taken from various royalty-free websites across the web. The clips used here are with permission from http://www.royaltyfreemusic.com/ (Shaun Harris, Shaun Harris Music, BMI © 2009)
TEXT: The Gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke & John. The passages here are all from the last chapter of each Gospel (with the exception of John, which is the next-to-last. Many believe the last chapter of John to be a subsequent forgery).
Duration : 0:5:11
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March 25th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
OH MY God ! …
OH MY God !!!! The Undead!!!!!!!!! D:
March 25th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
great job 43alley, …
great job 43alley, please keep it up. it’s so incredibly funny, like the bible XD
March 25th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
@lobitopp.
Haha. …
@lobitopp.
Haha. Then please explain the “main point” to me. I can’t wait.
March 25th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
43alley are you …
43alley are you retarded? How old are you? seems you don’t understand the main point of the gospels.
March 25th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
@Kongodiantotela …
@Kongodiantotela wrong.
March 25th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
Who was in the tomb …
Who was in the tomb when the rock was rolled away?
March 25th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
Where are the …
Where are the contradictions you are talking about? You failed lamentably, man. I see no significant contradiction here. A story can be told in a thousand different ways.
March 25th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
I agree with you, …
I agree with you, though these videos are humorous and I do think God has a sense of humor, I think that God is great and I love him and worship him and agree with what you said.
March 25th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
If the four gospels …
If the four gospels told the same exact story, only one would be included.
I see the Bible as inspired by God but written by people… people who each had their own experiences and views… and people who wrote to specific audiences. The stories are not meant to all be taken at face value… rather the collective story they share- of a loving God who redeems his people and calls them to care for and love one another- is what’s of importance.
March 25th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
they fix things all …
they fix things all the time, by fix i mean take out things that are way too ridiculous even for the bible. there were many books that didn’t even make it into the bible which had fun stuff like sun revolves around earth
March 25th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
on to new testament …
on to new testament already? tons more fun still left in old
March 25th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
There are still …
There are still some contradictions in the bible but not on this subject. I think the earlier versions of the bible were translated incorrectly. But it does show you that bibles are fallible in areas and should not be taken literally.
March 25th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
@philhunter2005 ur …
@philhunter2005 ur correct the begining is not a contradiciton… i dont know what alley43 was thinking on that one… yet the other verses he shows that there are CLEARLY contradictions. Jesus is an allagory…. there were over 20 gospels written… the allegory is to teach you knowledge of self…
God is within YOU. Jesus meditated for 40 days… the importance of meditation and prayer till ultimate enlightment.
ONENESS
March 25th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
Im an athesit. The …
Im an athesit. The New International Version (NIV) has no contradictions. They all comply with being
-After the sabbath
-First Day of the week
-At Dawn
Is there a chance they may have retranslated it correctly, giving that they had more experienced translators?
March 25th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
so… you read and …
so… you read and abide by a “mistranslated” book? I dont know about you, but any book intended to be learned from with so much “engrish” in it, I simply discard it. But of course you could look up the old testament, and read through it. Yes, it still counts, because your ‘almighty’ said the earth will die long before the OT (God’s law) becomes invalid. I don’t suppose you will though, you seem to like your fantasy land too much to be able to handle anything real.
March 25th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
Oh its says that …
Oh its says that word for word Just Face it the Bible is Total Bullshit made up by humans and written by humans because if it were written by the will of god you would think that god word would be perfect and not over run each other if it was god it would have been all the same and all perfect but god is not really he just like Santa
March 25th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
I suggest we study …
I suggest we study it for ourselves and not take anyones word for it….
March 25th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
ISLAM IS THE BEST
ISLAM IS THE BEST
March 25th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
oh my god the …
oh my god the Zombie jesus is absolutely frightening!!
fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk
March 25th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
Matthew 27:52-53
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Matthew 27:52-53
52And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose,
53And came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many.
Yea, there are zombies in the bible. Also unicorns, dragons, satyrs, talking snakes, sea monsters and god.
March 25th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
fuck jesus
jesus
March 25th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
Just shows you …
Just shows you don’t know shit. The oldest transcripts were written in greek. They were translated into latin due to the roman catholic church. The King james bible was translated from greek when the church of england was in it’s infancy. If you really want to know what you are talking about then I suggest reading some of Bart Ehrman’s book, I don’t suppose you will though, you seem to like your fantasy land too much to be able to handle anything real.
March 25th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
“[The King James ...
"[The King James Bible] was translated in a time where American culture didn’t know much about Latin.”
Of course American culture didn’t know much about Latin when the KJV was translated. It was done in 1604, about 170 some years before America got officially started.
That’s almost twice the time between Jesus’s alleged time on Earth and the only books we have about what happened.
March 25th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
I heard there were …
I heard there were Zombies in the bible but I didn’t know if it was just Jesus they were talking about or if they were actually talking about Zombies rising from the dead and eating people…. so from this video I’m guessing it was the second one? lol
March 25th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
It’s mythology. …
It’s mythology. It’s pertaining to the use of entheogens. The “stone” is the substance, the drug.