An atheist opens the Gospels and sees Jesus doing stunt work.
CREDITS:
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WRITTEN, EDITED & POORLY ANIMATED by 43alley
AUDIO: The classic Scourbey audio recording of the Bible (a minimal excerpt from a 70+ hour recording) – all utilized for educational, critical, parody and non-commercial use under the Fair Use Doctrine, Campbell v. Acuff-Rose Music, 510 U.S. 569 (1994), etc. This narration is available for download on various websites as well all across YouTube.
The end credits scene is the audio of Christian Bale blowing up on a poor light-guy on the set of Terminator:Salvation.
MUSIC: Taken from various royalty-free websites across the web.
TEXT: The Gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke & John. See the video for exact citations.
One brief still is used from a video of NonStampCollector as an homage.
Duration : 0:5:12
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March 27th, 2010 at 10:46 am
But the gospels …
But the gospels intentionally recounted prophesies. That is the nature of the literary form called a “gospel”. They aren’t meant to be read as history or biography. Criticising them for being inconsistent historically betrays a misunderstanding of their nature and purpose (and most Christians are every bit as guilty of this as non-believers). This is similar to people who treat Homer’s Odyssey as a real travelogue and argue about where the Cyclops’s island was.
I do like the series, though.
March 27th, 2010 at 10:46 am
LOL @ Jesus riding …
LOL @ Jesus riding split donkey
March 27th, 2010 at 10:46 am
nice Cristian bale …
nice Cristian bale part at the end lolzolololozlololoz batman u are a dick lolzolololololz whoot whoot jesus = batman sweet god the world would be less weird
March 27th, 2010 at 10:46 am
@ebaltrace
And a …
@ebaltrace
And a very hypocritical one to it.
March 27th, 2010 at 10:46 am
@grozde Jesus was …
@grozde Jesus was just another sinner.
It’s there in the Bible for anyone to see if they had eyes to see.
Ebal the Atheist
March 27th, 2010 at 10:46 am
@ebaltrace
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Are you …
@ebaltrace
Are you God – or God’s son??
calm down, man – I meant it ironically.
Jesus seems meek and endearing, but is not better than his “father”… It’s strange we don’t find any rapes in his “biographies”…
March 27th, 2010 at 10:46 am
@grozde If I take …
@grozde If I take your car, will I be stealing it? Give me your address, I’m going to take your car if it’s not stealing.
Ebal the Atheist
March 27th, 2010 at 10:46 am
@ebaltrace
No, …
@ebaltrace
No, Jesus just ‘took it/them”. The not steeling commandment obviously is just for people…. As well as the not killing…
March 27th, 2010 at 10:46 am
“Zombies and …
“Zombies and dual-riding donkeys FTW! ”
Zombies on donkeys!
March 27th, 2010 at 10:46 am
Great vid…
…
Great vid…
but who is the douchebag upset about the guy walking into the shot? He’s just a bit full of himself, isn’t he?
March 27th, 2010 at 10:46 am
lol nice tribute to …
lol nice tribute to Christian Bale!
March 27th, 2010 at 10:46 am
WOW
U know what I …
WOW
U know what I actually believe in God. But the Bible is just so ridiculous for me. Yeah sure, anyone can imagine that an almighty powerful Messiah is going to arrive here in this world on a donkey…
What a great way of entrance huh?
March 27th, 2010 at 10:46 am
@ebaltrace …
@ebaltrace Reptillian Illuminati getting ready for the new world order!
March 27th, 2010 at 10:46 am
Matthew is my …
Matthew is my favorite gospel. Zombies and dual-riding donkeys FTW!
March 27th, 2010 at 10:46 am
Fucking awesome! …
awesome! Wow.
March 27th, 2010 at 10:46 am
wow, christian bale …
wow, christian bale almost made me cry!
March 27th, 2010 at 10:46 am
actually, it …
actually, it depends on which version of the bible you are reading. Jehovah and Yeshua are both correct
March 27th, 2010 at 10:46 am
So what about this …
So what about this donkey, or was it two donkeys, ….did Jesus send his Apostles to steal the donkey? Or did Jesus have some co-conspirators in the background who provided the donkey. Maybe they were the same people who sent a man carrying a pitcher of water to meet the Apostles and provide a place to eat the passover? [Mark 14:13-16]
Who were these shadowy “friends” of Jesus and what was their role?
Ebal the Atheist
March 27th, 2010 at 10:46 am
It is very obvious …
It is very obvious that the author of Matthew’s Gospel did not understand Hebrew Poetry when it doubles a line by saying the same thought two ways. He thought there were two donkeys when there was only one. He reveals that he was a Gentile and not a Jew as most Christians believe.
Ebal the Atheist
March 27th, 2010 at 10:46 am
Him riding the 2 …
Him riding the 2 horses was so epic.
March 27th, 2010 at 10:46 am
Correct spelling is …
Correct spelling is Yeshua.
March 27th, 2010 at 10:46 am
The ending was …
The ending was brilliant mate!
March 27th, 2010 at 10:46 am
Haha!
You can’t …
Haha!
You can’t thumb up or down my comments! Mua-haha!
March 27th, 2010 at 10:46 am
I wish I could …
I wish I could thumb this comment up…
But, I also wish to say that the time of the Third Coming of Horus is among us.
XD
March 27th, 2010 at 10:46 am
thou shalt not …
thou shalt not steal jesus!